genius & insanity straddle a fine line.

Alex, 22. Chicago.

"So you’re always in pain?? How do you, like, live?"

thischroniclife:

Gonna remember this gif when asked questions in the future

(via flaresof-fibro)

spookysantiagos:

if i ever heard the word “bisexual” be used on a tv show i’d probably drop dead from shock

(via linnysphynx)

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

for real though it’s not like muggle police are going to suspect him or anything given that they don’t know he exists and he’s obviously got some serious hiding skills

(via j0ltc0la)

quiettangledthoughts:

brainstatic:


Welcome to the history department, we hope you enjoy your stay.

You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.


Yessss….My 10th grade US History class read an excerpt about how the potato changed the world.  It was fascinating. 

^^^that’s about the only thing I remember from that class, actually.

quiettangledthoughts:

brainstatic:

Welcome to the history department, we hope you enjoy your stay.

You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.

Yessss….My 10th grade US History class read an excerpt about how the potato changed the world. It was fascinating.

^^^that’s about the only thing I remember from that class, actually.

saddeer:

I can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself.

(via lifeofthechronicallyill)

nippleicious:

me during my wedding day : wow man you sure about this like you will have to live with me forever and stuff and you know i’m pretty annoying and shit 

(via planet-express-inc)

professorsparklepants:

gethinblake:

so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis

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How to do a take-home ochem exam

spookypentadiene:

maggi007:

spookypentadiene:

oxidoreductase:

spookypentadiene:

  1. Cry.
  2. Push around a few electrons.
  3. Flip through the textbook for help.
  4. Cry some more. 
  5. Give up and eat a box of Cheez-Its.

Make mechanisms out of Cheez-Its.

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I WOULD HAVE KILLED FOR A TAKE HOME OCHEM TEST. ME AND PATRICK WOULD HAVE NAILED IT!

oh man I thought so too until I got this exam 

it’s literally taken me a total of 10 hours of work to get 2 out of 7 answers asjkdflhakew

(via shychemist)

Stop six. #OHC2014  (at Kemper Building)

Stop six. #OHC2014 (at Kemper Building)

Stop one of an architectural tour that is likely a photographer’s wet dream #OHC2014 #tribunetower (at Tribune Tower)

Stop one of an architectural tour that is likely a photographer’s wet dream #OHC2014 #tribunetower (at Tribune Tower)

titsandtwosugars:

do you ever get motivation to do your assignments, so you turn on your laptop, get out your notes and load up Microsoft word, but that’s as far as your motivation will take you because EVERY DAMN TIME